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Disappointing Affirmations Pencils Stationery

£12.49

Released: 18th July 2024. The Disappointing Affirmations pencil set includes ten eraser-topped graphite pencils. As stylish as they are functional, these standard HB / No. 2 pencils make excellent desk accessories. Featuring realistic and subversively funny affirmations engraved on beautiful scenes from nature, they're the opposite of terrible for writing stuff down or whatever.COUNTER TOXIC POSITIVITY, INSPIRE CREATIVITY: Engraved with affirmations and occasional profanity upon colorful natural settings, these funny pencils counter positivity culture as you jot down notes, stories, doodles, lists, and more.ADDS A TOUCH OF HUMOR: These wooden pencils are a great way to add a touch of humor and irreverence to everyday writings.MAKES AN EXCELLENT GIFT: This bold yet elegant set of ten pencils makes an excellent gift for any avid writer or doodler, and anyone who isn't relentlessly cheerful and doesn't feel seen.FROM THE POPULAR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT: Fans of the wildly popular Instagram account @disappointingaffirmations will love these officially licensed pencils, which translate the pointed ironic humor of the account into high-quality, affirmational writing utensils.THERE'S MORE: See also the Disappointing Affirmations book and Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards set. You won't be disappointed.

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  • Details

    Released:
    18th July 2024
    Format:
    Stationery
    Barcode:
    9781797230061

  • Description

    The Disappointing Affirmations pencil set includes ten eraser-topped graphite pencils. As stylish as they are functional, these standard HB / No. 2 pencils make excellent desk accessories. Featuring realistic and subversively funny affirmations engraved on beautiful scenes from nature, they're the opposite of terrible for writing stuff down or whatever.COUNTER TOXIC POSITIVITY, INSPIRE CREATIVITY: Engraved with affirmations and occasional profanity upon colorful natural settings, these funny pencils counter positivity culture as you jot down notes, stories, doodles, lists, and more.ADDS A TOUCH OF HUMOR: These wooden pencils are a great way to add a touch of humor and irreverence to everyday writings.MAKES AN EXCELLENT GIFT: This bold yet elegant set of ten pencils makes an excellent gift for any avid writer or doodler, and anyone who isn't relentlessly cheerful and doesn't feel seen.FROM THE POPULAR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT: Fans of the wildly popular Instagram account @disappointingaffirmations will love these officially licensed pencils, which translate the pointed ironic humor of the account into high-quality, affirmational writing utensils.THERE'S MORE: See also the Disappointing Affirmations book and Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards set. You won't be disappointed.

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