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Meghan Quinn

Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal Paperback By Meghan Quinn

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Released: 14th October 2025. REAL READERS ARE ALREADY HOT UNDER THE COLLAR FOR MEGHAN QUINN'S BOOKS... 'Outrageously laugh-out-loud funny' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'The way I completely obsessed about this book was not okay!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'Perfect combination of sweet, sassy, funny and spicy' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'The banter was top tier! The spice was amazing!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'All the brother's-best-friend, fake-dating, enemies-to-lovers goodness packaged together in an adventure full of second-hand embarrassment and swoon-worthy moments' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'OH MY!!!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ From New York Times bestselling author comes a brand new sizzling festive read that will have you laughing, swooning and falling head over heels this Christmas. Nothing says 'I love you' like trespassing, public humiliation, and a town-wide Christmas spectacle to win your crush back . . . Atlas 'Max' Maxheimer did not sign up for public humiliation this Christmas, but what's what he's about to get. One minute, he's anxiously trying to keep his family's Christmas tree farm - Evergreen - from imploding. The next? He's passed out in the snow after getting clocked by a suspiciously strong bottle of soda. And then there's Betty. Betty is new in town, full of holiday cheer and, worst of all, is helping her uncle open a rival tree farm next door. Max is convinced she's out to destroy everything Evergreen Farm stands for. Betty thinks Max might be one sleigh short of a winter parade. Cue the holiday chaos . . . Between blizzards, blown reputations and one stolen ornament with a seriously tragic backstory, this small-town war turns into something far messier - and much more delicious - than either of them expected.

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  • Details

    Released:
    14th October 2025
    Format:
    Book
    Barcode:
    9781399748520
  • Description

    REAL READERS ARE ALREADY HOT UNDER THE COLLAR FOR MEGHAN QUINN'S BOOKS...
    'Outrageously laugh-out-loud funny' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    'The way I completely obsessed about this book was not okay!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    'Perfect combination of sweet, sassy, funny and spicy' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    'The banter was top tier! The spice was amazing!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    'All the brother's-best-friend, fake-dating, enemies-to-lovers goodness packaged together in an adventure full of second-hand embarrassment and swoon-worthy moments' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    'OH MY!!!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


    From New York Times bestselling author comes a brand new sizzling festive read that will have you laughing, swooning and falling head over heels this Christmas.

    Nothing says 'I love you' like trespassing, public humiliation, and a town-wide Christmas spectacle to win your crush back . . .

    Atlas 'Max' Maxheimer did not sign up for public humiliation this Christmas, but what's what he's about to get. One minute, he's anxiously trying to keep his family's Christmas tree farm - Evergreen - from imploding. The next? He's passed out in the snow after getting clocked by a suspiciously strong bottle of soda.

    And then there's Betty. Betty is new in town, full of holiday cheer and, worst of all, is helping her uncle open a rival tree farm next door. Max is convinced she's out to destroy everything Evergreen Farm stands for. Betty thinks Max might be one sleigh short of a winter parade.

    Cue the holiday chaos . . .

    Between blizzards, blown reputations and one stolen ornament with a seriously tragic backstory, this small-town war turns into something far messier - and much more delicious - than either of them expected.
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