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Milking The Goatmachine

Neue Platte

£34.99

Released: 18th August 2023. The inventors of Goatgrind return to remind humanity that they are in a permanent state of subjugation. The fact that Milking the Goatmachine musically shaves the fan razor-sharp with this 'convulsing concept album about nonsense' is made clear by the symbolic title 'Neue Platte' and the matching cover artwork ('Platte' referring to a vinyl record as well as to baldness in German). The goat brothers present new pearls of good taste, lovingly and tongue-in-cheek titled 'The Wrong One to Milk With', 'In Battle There Is No Straw' or 'Twilight of the Thundergoat'. What leaves mankind no chance: The unique catchiness of the music recorded by Fernando Hermansa in the Fat-Knob Recordings studios, because elements of death, grind, thrash and crust merge into an irresistibly groovy mixture that deliberately appeals to the lowest instincts of every metalhead. Modern slams, death metal overtones, Carcass grooves, brutal rolling, grind blasts with a Scorpions break or a disturbing, German dubbed 'Ren & Stimpy' intro - the goatgrind of Milking the Goatmachine stands for furiously performed variety. And whoever survives a 'Careless Whisper' at the end is steeled for life.

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Vinyl 12" Album

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    • Details

      Released:
      18th August 2023
      Category:
      Metal
      Format:
      Vinyl 12" Album
      Barcode:
      4251981703985
    • Description

      The inventors of Goatgrind return to remind humanity that they are in a permanent state of subjugation. The fact that Milking the Goatmachine musically shaves the fan razor-sharp with this 'convulsing concept album about nonsense' is made clear by the symbolic title 'Neue Platte' and the matching cover artwork ('Platte' referring to a vinyl record as well as to baldness in German). The goat brothers present new pearls of good taste, lovingly and tongue-in-cheek titled 'The Wrong One to Milk With', 'In Battle There Is No Straw' or 'Twilight of the Thundergoat'. What leaves mankind no chance: The unique catchiness of the music recorded by Fernando Hermansa in the Fat-Knob Recordings studios, because elements of death, grind, thrash and crust merge into an irresistibly groovy mixture that deliberately appeals to the lowest instincts of every metalhead. Modern slams, death metal overtones, Carcass grooves, brutal rolling, grind blasts with a Scorpions break or a disturbing, German dubbed 'Ren & Stimpy' intro - the goatgrind of Milking the Goatmachine stands for furiously performed variety. And whoever survives a 'Careless Whisper' at the end is steeled for life.
    • Track listing

      Disc 1

      Track name
      Artist
      1.The Squeal Session
      Milking The Goatmachine
      2.Feed Me, Milk Me, Comb Me
      Milking The Goatmachine
      3.Children of the Horn
      Milking The Goatmachine
      4.Extreme Wolves Terror
      Milking The Goatmachine
      5.The Wrong One to Milk With
      Milking The Goatmachine
      6.In Battle There Is No Straw
      Milking The Goatmachine
      7.Boots Bloody Boots
      Milking The Goatmachine
      8.Twilight of the Thundergoat
      Milking The Goatmachine
      9.Funky Funeral
      Milking The Goatmachine
      10.Issn Kottel, Machine Kottel
      Milking The Goatmachine
      11.Napalm Grass
      Milking The Goatmachine
      12.Kraut Im Bart Und Quark Im Fell
      Milking The Goatmachine
      13.Careless Whisper
      Milking The Goatmachine
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